canyonjumper

fuckyeahcaptainamericapolyamory:

midnighttypewriter:

Bucky trying to make sense of his memories:

*points at Natasha:* I’ve slept with you.

*points at Steve* Have I slept with you?

Steve shakes his head and babbles something.

Bucky pats Steve’s chest. “We’ll fix that.”

#i’M CRYING #obligatory sam headcanon: #'have YOU slept with him?' #[insert sam babbles] #'we can work on that too' #bucky is the polyamory master #the polysexual we deserve (via queerkents)


nerdsandgamersftw:

nerdsandgamersftw:

If a wizard watched Doctor Who and the Weeping Angels became their worst fear then they came across a Boggart and it changed into an Angel, and since whatever takes the image of an Angel becomes itself an Angel, would that bring Angels into existence in the Harry Potter universe?

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semioticharuspook:

I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF
fucking floor guy killing it on the sax
the fuckers on the ladder
jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold
the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s fucking fighting a swarm of bees
and fucking Elvis hobbling around like he lost his crutches

semioticharuspook:

I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF

  • fucking floor guy killing it on the sax
  • the fuckers on the ladder
  • jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold
  • the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s fucking fighting a swarm of bees
  • and fucking Elvis hobbling around like he lost his crutches

(Source: semioticharuspex)



The whole way from Dorne, all anyone talked about was the monster that had been born to Tywin Lannister. A head twice the size of his body, a tail between his legs, claws, one red eye. The privates of both a girl and a boy.
When we met your sister she promised she would show you to us. Everyday we would ask. Every day she would say, “Soon.”
Then, she and your brother took us to your nursery, and… she unveiled the freak. Your head was a bit large, your arms and legs were a bit small, but no claw. No red eye. No tail between your legs. Just a tiny, pink cock. We didn’t try to hide our disappointment.

The whole way from Dorne, all anyone talked about was the monster that had been born to Tywin Lannister. A head twice the size of his body, a tail between his legs, claws, one red eye. The privates of both a girl and a boy.
When we met your sister she promised she would show you to us. Everyday we would ask. Every day she would say, “Soon.”
Then, she and your brother took us to your nursery, and… she unveiled the freak. Your head was a bit large, your arms and legs were a bit small, but no claw. No red eye. No tail between your legs. Just a tiny, pink cock. We didn’t try to hide our disappointment.

The whole way from Dorne, all anyone talked about was the monster that had been born to Tywin Lannister. A head twice the size of his body, a tail between his legs, claws, one red eye. The privates of both a girl and a boy.

When we met your sister she promised she would show you to us. Everyday we would ask. Every day she would say, “Soon.”

Then, she and your brother took us to your nursery, and… she unveiled the freak. Your head was a bit large, your arms and legs were a bit small, but no claw. No red eye. No tail between your legs. Just a tiny, pink cock. We didn’t try to hide our disappointment.

(Source: tywins)